My journal has been the same damn thing for a year or something so I'm pulling a quick and dirty trick and putting up a thinguie nudged in my direction. The immortal links to the Obsidian Underwear stories still live at the bottom.

[my name is]: Zech
[in the morning i was]: on the GO train headed for adventure
[all i need now is]: time to recover from my adventure
[love is]: not enjoying someone’s company, but missing them when they’re gone
[i'm afraid of]: becoming my mother
[i dream about]: conflict resolution in metaphor

You:
-- Middle name: Jackson
-- Birth time: 11th mystery of the universe
-- Birthplace : Ottawa , Ontario
-- Last place traveled: TO
-- Eye Color: Blue-Grey
-- Nail Color: Natural
-- Height: 6'
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Describe:
-- Your heritage: Irish/English
-- The shoes you wore today: Steel Toe Hiking Boots
-- Your hair: Once white, then blonde, now dirty blonde
-- Your weakness: overanalyzing situations
-- Your perfect pizza: The Works

What is:
-- Your most overused phrase: “You’re a …”
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Need a drink
-- Your current worry: Not being able to find enough good in others to tolerate them
-- Your plans tomorrow: Homework & recoupin
-- Your best physical feature: My Herculean arms, seconded only by my exhibitionist nipples
-- Your bedtime: 11 PM if I have my way

You prefer:
-- sunrise or sunset: Sunset
-- gore or horror: Horror
-- eastside or westside: Westside fo life
-- stripes or polka dots: Stripes
-- Planes or trains: Trains
-- metal or hardcore: Well… neither
-- Pools or hot tubs: Pool

Do You:
-- Do you think you've been in love: Yes
-- Want to get married: Never
-- Type w/ your fingers: 92% of the time yes
-- Like to take baths: Nooooo, not since I was young. Sitting is one’s own grime displeases me
-- Get motion sickness: Recently yes, if I read in the car
-- Like talking on the phone: Nooooo, especially not to the people that usually call me
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes – it gives me energy and sets an atmosphere that usually makes me write stories
-- Play an instrument: Only the ‘T-Square Guitar’
-- Workout: I stretch lots, but I only do push-ups and such if I’m feeling weak or if high energy music is on
-- Like reading: I try but inevitably I end up editing the stories and wanted to go write my own instead

Favorite:
-- Body part: Legs in general, sometimes waists or shoulders
-- Kind of fruit: Coconut or Watermelon
-- Music to fall asleep to: Fred Penner or Enya
-- Car: If there was any chance in hell of me driving I’d be a complete ass and drive a Hummer
-- Number: 7, look at those sexy lines
-- Thing to do: Frolic on iRO? Since that sounds shallow, option two is ponder the ineffable mysteries of life and more specifically human nature and relations to the point where I need to be put to bed before I hurt myself
-- Horror movie: Sasquatch, it put the horrible in horror and warmed our hearts
-- Color: Red or black
-- Food: Fried Rice & Ice Tea

The Future:
-- Age you hope to be married: NO
-- Numbers and Names of Children: ZERO
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: NO
-- How do you want to die: Gloriously, in an epic battle, after slaying many a foe
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Older
-- What country would you most like to visit: I’m pretty happy here in Canada and not much could move me

Opposite Sex:
-- Best eye color: Oooo, to my shame I never notice eye colour
-- Best hair color: Black/Red/Blonde combos are pretty cool, but anything will do the trick
-- Best personality trait: HONESTY is #1!!1!!11!!!!111!
-- Best height: Shorter than myself but not shorter than 5’2”
-- Best articles of clothing: Something tough lookin or tight, long sleeve shirts
-- Best first date location: Full contact sparring class
-- Best first kiss location: Thinking back, the neck might have been a good place to start. Maybe it wouldn’t have taken me 3 months to get around to it if I’d thought of that. Mouths are super intimate places.

Finish:
-- I eat: if necessary
-- I think: far too much
-- I am: not yet complete
-- I adore: zombified severed body parts, hands in particular
-- I suck at: forgiving people
-- I am obsessed with: obsession and anything that causes me to become obsessed
-- I can: cast vertical firewall very well, and put my feet behind my head, but not at the same time
-- I can't wait: for things to work themselves out in due time
-- I am annoyed with: the world when it makes me feel insignificant


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